As Ralph Vaughn Williams said about the music of Brahms, “It ought never to be heard for the first time.” So similar to Eliot’s “it appears likely that poets in our civilization, as it exists at present, must be difficult.”
I don’t hold much truck with musts, should, or oughts, but I know what moves me. And if a story does not mystify or challenge me within the first page, I have no use for it. Which is yet another reason to disdain editors and agents since they believe the opposite.
A young boy kept his neighbor’s foot under his bed. It lay among the dust bunnies, idle, bereft, still wearing its oxblood leather shoe. The boy had not forgotten the foot, but he rarely took it out anymore.
Months before, the boy had stolen it on impulse. He had seen his elderly neighbor napping in a hammock in his backyard. Cleverly, he took the foot without waking the old man.
For a while, the boy thought the foot a marvelous toy. He made it march about his room. It would kick through the boy’s green plastic army men in great mock battles. He dressed it in his mother’s pumps, painted the toes, and practiced his pose. Occasionally, the boy would feed the foot, peeling back the shoe’s tongue and tenderly hand-feeding it oats or kernels of corn.
With time, the games grew crueler. The boy would swell like a lion and ambush the foot or tickle its arch until it cringed in a corner. But soon he became bored and ignored the foot and felt depressed.
The boy turned to his neighbor for help.
I have lost all joy in the things of this world, the boy would say.
The old man could only weep, while hopping on one foot.
Life seems very long, the boy would cry. How my days stretch before me.
After weeks of such talk, the old man spoke. Give me your hand, he said. I’ll teach you to dance.
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Details Publisher: Mount Diablo Books Publication date: January 23, 2025 Language: English File size: 2.9 MB Print length: 111 pages
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Working in the tradition of Lewis Carroll, Edward Lear, John Lennon, and Jorge Luis Borges, Jedediah Smith uses surrealism and the absurd to travel easily between Homeric battle fields and Universal monster sets, quantum physics and the Fortean paranormal, archetypal mythology and modern pop culture. As the author puts it himself in “Carnival Road,” the a story about an unpaved lane that is in some inexplicable way hallucinogenic, each parable “creates its own logic that is neither symbol nor allegory but an insistence upon a world of its own making, where images connect in ways that cannot be explained, only experienced.”
Movie theme: Martin – “The Calling” by Donald Rubinstein (1977)
Poem: Ghost House by Robert Frost
TV program segment: KABC promo reel for The Vampira Show
Commercial: Wanda The Witch For Hidden Magic Hair Spray
Short (Article/Sketch/Story): The Cradle That Rocked by Itself by Maria Leach from Haunted House & Other Spooky Poems b/w Family Secrets by Midnight Syndicate
Monster Song: The Ballad of Harry Warden by Paul Zaza from My Bloody Valentine (1981)
Scenebite: The Second Inquisition from Jess Franco’s Les démons (1973)
Drive-In Trailer: They Came From Within (1975)
Retro Baby Buggy Bumper: Funky Fanfare with Boris Karloff
Old Time Radio Feature 1: “Herbert West – Reanimator” Pt. I – Dark Adventure Radio Theatre – hplhs.org/darthwr.php
Old Time Radio Feature 2: “Three Skeleton Key” – Escape – March 17, 1950
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